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- W A R N I N G - I am a spastic, random, anime-crazed evil ninja toaster with badass ninja toaster skillage. And I steal socks. :fuzzydemon:

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Wed Nov 25, 2009, 5:05 PM
Once upon a time, two strange people decided they wanted to go ice skating.
These two strange people are me and Smexy.
Me and Smexy were dropped off at the rink.
The rink was closed to free skaters, and there was a hockey team there having a meeting (coincidentally, the hockey team was our school's hockey team, so it was doubly awkward when we walked in on them).
So then me and Smexy walked. We walked around the parking lot, and then we walked about a mile to the local bookstore along a highway and halfway there we started counting cigarette butts that we saw while we walked. The total was 400.
So then we got to the bookstore and Smexy molested a hand puppet. (EDIT sorry, molested by a hand puppet.)

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  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: anime OST's
  • Reading: the Thirteenth Child - Patricia Wrede

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: your sock drawer
  • Interests: socks
  • Favourite poet or writer: he licks ur windows.
  • Favourite photographer: your face
  • Shell of choice: SNAILS FTW
  • Wallpaper of choice: Screw wallpaper. I say splatterpaint! >D
  • Skin of choice: oozing green pus
  • Favourite gaming platform: on the traintracks
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zippo the Hippo!!!!!!
  • Personal Quote: "I'm in ur bedroom. EATIN' UR SOCKS!"
  • Tools of the Trade: WACOM tablet, pencils, pens...my srs ninja toaster skillz...

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:iconsmexyjonaslova488:
=SmexyJonasLova488 8 hours 19 minutes ago
when life gives you lemons you better hope it gives your sugar and water too because otherwise your lemonade is gonna suck c:

employee of the month is a great example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time c:

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sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
...tomorrow

life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away

i'm not a super model
i still eat mcdonalds
:iconsmexyjonaslova488:
=SmexyJonasLova488 8 hours 27 minutes ago
the awesomes like bewbs

--
sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
...tomorrow

life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away

i'm not a super model
i still eat mcdonalds
:iconsmexyjonaslova488:
=SmexyJonasLova488 4 days 7 hours ago
dance to the music

--
sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
...tomorrow

life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away

i'm not a super model
i still eat mcdonalds
:iconthirteenth-capricorn:
~thirteenth-Capricorn 3 days 14 hours ago
:dance:

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Life is often the cause of death.
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Just because I went bleh doesn't mean I died.
:iconsmexyjonaslova488:
=SmexyJonasLova488 6 days 11 hours ago
yo, call me sexy

--
sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
...tomorrow

life isn't about how many breaths you take, but about the moments that take your breath away

i'm not a super model
i still eat mcdonalds
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